Rejected Tim Pawlenty Campaign Slogans

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Haven't done one of these in a while.

  • Why the hell not?
  • New, Improved, Old Fashioned
  • You could do worse. In fact, you have
  • More baggage than American Tourister!
  • Woke? Nah, barely awake!
  • Ain't too proud to beg, as I have demonstrated for the past 8 years
  • I won't scare the horses, at least not much
  • More of a lounge act than a lobbyist
  • Probably better than a blunt stick in the eye
  • A convenient way to meet recycling mandates!
  • Every generation throws a Stassen up the pop charts