Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
What if the Center for Disease Control studied guns but the findings did not support The Narrative?
Suppress the data, of course.
In meantime, another friend of the blog writes:
More of that pesky empirical evidence that progressives hate.
It’s Science, dammit!
Oh, you bet I’ll be going over this story later this week.
Planned parenthood is giving Disney some writing advice:
And if your goal is to indoctrinate children, that will be a perfectly fine idea.
Although if you want to sell tickets in the parts of the Merica where people actually have children, probably not so much.
I’ve got a few suggestions, though:
- We could do a version of Beauty and the Beast where Belle is a competition three gun shooter who befriends the Beast – a handsome guy who majored in women’s studies, has been thoroughly cowed by campus feminism, and needs to be brought out of his shell.
- Perhaps reboot of Cinderella, where the heroine is a plucky young National Review reader who is constantly tormented by her social justice warrior stepsisters?
- Maybe a version of Aladdin, where Jasmine is the spoiled daughter of a liberal K St. lobbyist who encounters a plucky young ex-paratrooper entrepreneur who turns her world upside down?
The possibilities are completely endless.