Open Letter To Fleet Farm

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To: Mills Fleet Farm
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re: Blowing With The Wind Breeze.

Dear Fleet Farm,

I’ve been shopping Fleet Farm for a lot of sundries besides guns and ammo (back when I had guns, which I don’t anymore, because they terrify me).

But no more.

Stand with the heroes, or lie down with the sheep. There is no in between.

That is all.