To: Mills Fleet Farm
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re: Blowing With The Wind Breeze.
Dear Fleet Farm,
I’ve been shopping Fleet Farm for a lot of sundries besides guns and ammo (back when I had guns, which I don’t anymore, because they terrify me).
But no more.
Stand with the heroes, or lie down with the sheep. There is no in between.
That is all.