| Strib: “You Better Run Like Hell” |
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| Written by Mitch |
| Monday, 03 March 2008 09:01 |
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In Minnesota, if you choose and need to defend yourself or your family with lethal force, you must meet all four of the following criteria:
This last one is one of the most confusing. Does it mean, assuming that you got parts 1-3 right, that you:
The answer - as for so many of life’s persistent questions - is “it depends”. In this case, it depends on the zeal of your county prosecutor; if you have a zealous one who hates citizen self-defense (like Amy Klobuchar was, or Sue Gaertner is), that translates to “big legal bills” at best, prison time and a lifetime in civil court at worst. Solving that - removing some of the vagaries of defending ones’ own home against a serious threat covered by all four of the criteria above - is the point of an eminently sensible bill introduced in the Minnesota House by Rep. Tony Cornish (R, naturally, Good Thunder) that would, as I read it, clarify that corner of Minnesota’s self-defense law. Naturally, since it empowers real people against criminals, the Strib opposes it, for reasons that are stupid and misleading even by the Strib Editorial Board’s standards. Oh, it starts out with the truth. Well, at least conveniently-redacted bit of it:
Which is true, in the same sense that I “can” get a date with Scarlett Johannsen. The devil - or, in this case, the “long prison term” - is in the details.
I’m no lawyer (and either is Joel Rosenberg, but I’ll page him anyway, since he both wrote the book and taught my concealed carry class), but that indemnification is subject to your shooting being legally justified - and that fourth criterion, “backing away”, is so legally ambiguous and open to so much interpretation. Hence, the Strib is being technically accurate, but literally misleading.
This, however, isn’t even technically accurate. You’ll still have to “avoid trouble”; see condition #1, above. The trouble still has to come to you, and not go away when asked. Cornish’s bill merely makes the fourth criterion, “backing away” or “disengaging”, less legally ambiguous and prone to the prosecutor’s caprice.
I’d like to know if the Strib editorial writer knows the difference between the two. It’s not an obtuse question; indeed, both terms have legal definitions. And it’s a legal technicality (where “Technicality” means “term of technique or art” rather that “niggling obtusion”) that can put people in jail - people who otherwise met every criterion for self-defense, but whose prosecutors were able to convince a jury that the threat they faced, under duress, was only of “substatial” rather than “great” bodily harm. If someone’s swinging a razor blade rather than a butcher knife, should it mean the difference between freedom and prison?
So what? We have to wait until an honest, law-abiding citizen shoots a scumbag in his backyard rather than try to flee to his back porch? Or because someone doesn’t try to run upstairs rather than shoot a charging attacker? How many honest, law-abiding citizens’ lives and freedoms must be sacrificed to feed the Strib’s need to…keep the law vague?
And here, the Strib descends from “technically accurate” to “lying through its’ filthy teeth”. In no case can a citizen legally “shoot first and ask questions later”. Each of those twenty laws merely enables a citizen to shoot without first being required to attempt to flee. That is all. The writer is lying.
“Major police associations” are controlled by major-city cops, who are pretty universally beholden to the Tic party. They are nothing but reliable quotes for anti-gun editorial writers. And stop the presses - “county attorneys” oppose legislation that removes their discretion! Who’da thunk it? Still, those statements are merely dumb. The rest of this editorial is almost too venally untruthful to be called a mere “lie”; indeed, it looks as if the Strib is farming out their editorial writing to Wes Skoglund:
Which is a lie for which the conveniently-anonymous “state police official” should be sanctioned. Cornish’s law doesn’t change the standards for self-defense; it merely clarifies them. Police standards for self-defense are vastly looser, and remain that way.
Only if the law is amended to cover property! Until then, the four criteria for self defense - all four! - must be met to a standard that’ll convince a jury!
Only if prosecutors and juries lose the ability to discern what is a “threat of death or substantial bodily harm”.
Editorial writer! Slapnuts! See the first criterion! One can not be a willing participant for self-defense to be legal! Nothing in Cornish’s bill changes that!
Provided they have the money to work a judge, prosecutor and jury through all the technicalities. The Strib; telling the convenient half of the story, when it fits. Cross-posted at Shot in the Dark. Comments welcome. |




