My Obamacare Debate With Nearly Every Democrat

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SCENE: Mitch BERG is cutting brush with a sawzall. Avery LIBRELLE walks through the alley and catches BERG unawares.

LIBRELLE: Hey, Merg!

BERG: Er, hey, Avery. I’m kinda busy…

LIBRELLE: The GOP’s Obamacare repeal will throw people off their insurance policies.

BERG: Nah, that’s what the subsidy and tax cuts and medicaid are for

LIBRELLE: You won’t lower bills!

BERG: Well, that’s what the free market is for.

LIBRELLE: But you’ll throw people off their insurance.

BERG: Nah, that’s what the subsidy and tax cuts and medicaid are for

LIBRELLE: You won’t lower bills!

BERG: Well, that’s what the free market is for.

LIBRELLE: But you’ll throw people off their insurance.

BERG: Nah, that’s what the subsidy and tax cuts and medicaid are for

LIBRELLE: You won’t lower bills!

BERG: Well, that’s what the free market is for.

LIBRELLE: But you’ll throw people off their insurance.

BERG: Nah, that’s what the subsidy and tax cuts and medicaid are for

LIBRELLE: You won’t lower bills!

BERG: Well, that’s what the free market is for.

LIBRELLE: But you’ll throw people off their insurance.

BERG: You realize you’ve just repeated the same recursive series of denials three times?

LIBRELLE: Misogynist!

BERG: Er, are you a…er…

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