True North

Halloween is at the end of the week. Last Halloween was a no-brainer if you wanted to dress up as a political figure: Palins, McCains and Obamas were everywhere. If you’re out of ideas, I’ve got a few for you:

ACORN

• A sexy Acorn costume, what’s not to love?

A CZAR

• With about 32 personalities to choose from, you should easily be able to find one you can dress up like.
• Hold a sign that says: “I’m a Czar and life’s too short to follow the Constitution.”

MR. LIMBAUGH

• Dress up as one of TIME Magazine’s most influential people of 2009, conservative talk radio host, Rush Limbaugh.
• Hold a cigar and wear a NFL Rams jersey that should have been a compliment to America’s Truth-Detector.

Note that most, if not all, of the above costume ideas will likely require a bodyguard to ward off drunken militant types who are adverse to free speech. So, dress if you dare!

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