True North

Mark Heuring is the very model of a modern suburban father type
He's paid his taxes every year and suffered through the school board hype
He's married to a lovely gal named Jill and has two children who
Are bright and sweet and full of fun and cause him endless whoop-de-doo
He earns his dough from writing words for businesses and catalogs
He's lost his share of golf balls in hazards, traps and other slogs
He coaches baseball, basketball and sometimes helps out with the Scouts
And sometimes writes on politics, discussing lies and all the louts
A cheesehead? Yes, but fully understanding Minnesota wits
And Catholic to his very core despite no time with Jesuits
There's more to say, but if more facts are what you want
You can always see his work by visiting Mr. Dilettante.